Tired of a culture that preaches self-love and self-care, when that nagging voice in your head knows damn well, that any attempts at the aforementioned will inevitably be short-lived and serve only as a springboard for an even deeper plunge into the pool of self-pity and despair?
Taking the action out ofaction figureand substituting it forslovenly, Dr. Murder the dad-bod super villain is the ideal toy for the person who has given up.
Instructions for use: - Take long showers with his costume on, pondering what could have been. - Lie on the floor listening to Nico’s debut album Chelsea girl. - Spend the afternoon doing taxes and all night wondering if you did them right.