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Doctor Murder - Action Figure

Doctor Murder - Action Figure

Regular price 530,00 kr Sale

Tired of a culture that preaches self-love and self-care, when that nagging voice in your head knows damn well, that any attempts at the aforementioned will inevitably be short-lived and serve only as a springboard for an even deeper plunge into the pool of self-pity and despair?

Taking the action out of action figure and substituting it for slovenly, Dr. Murder the dad-bod super villain is the ideal toy for the person who has given up.

 Instructions for use:
- Take long showers with his costume on, pondering what could have been.
- Lie on the floor listening to Nico’s debut album Chelsea girl.
- Spend the afternoon doing taxes and all night wondering if you did them right.

PREORDER NOW! Every action figure is hand made.